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Me: *sitting on the toilet. Doing my business*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *yells at phone* I'm pooping!
Phone: *rings*
Me: *louder* Still pooping!!
Phone: *rings*
Me: *at the top of my voice* STILL FUCKING POOPING!!!
Phone: *stops ringing*
Me: *realized I live in an apartment and all my neighbors just heard me yelling*

Date: 2015-06-13 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
*laughs* You are so funny!

Date: 2015-06-15 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devo79.livejournal.com
:)

Sometimes I wonder if maybe my neighbours think I'm some crazy lady screaming at the world that "I'm pooping!" and often singing at the top of my voice.

Date: 2015-06-15 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com
I used to sing when I was out walking. People generally liked it. They used to tell me it sounded nice and that it had made their day.

Date: 2015-06-15 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devo79.livejournal.com
Well... I guess I'm at least an entertaining neighbour.

Date: 2015-06-16 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendenbar01.livejournal.com
Chef's salads, cause it's too damned hot to cook.

That's so funny! Does your phone ever respond?

Date: 2015-06-17 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devo79.livejournal.com
No.

But if I yell for long enough it stops ringing. I must have magic powers.

Date: 2015-06-18 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendenbar01.livejournal.com
I suspect you do. I have magic powers over my alarm clock. It invariably goes off when I get up before it and am in the bathroom. I tell it to shut up twice and then it does.

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