An old lady backed into my car.
The parking lot is closed off so you can only get out through one road and then you have to drive through a roundabout to get all the way out of the lot. But this old lady... she backed out of her parking spot, so that she would have had to leave the parking lot through a god damn hedge. Or, if she was more adventurous, backed out all the way through the parking lot, filled with kids, and then have had to back out through the roundabout too.
And she backed out into my car and then said "Oh, I didn't see anything. I don't know what happened?!"
No shit, Sherlock!
What did you plan to do? Fly the car out of the lot? Because you would have killed a couple of kids backing out of the lot and through the roundabout. Or maybe you just planned to mow down the hedge?!
And now my insurance company tells me that she says it was both our faults so that I have to pay half of the costs of fixing my own fucking car.
Fuck you old lady! You admitted to my face that you’d fucked up. You told me that “of course” you’d pay for the damage!
I hope your stupid fucking lying face falls right off, cunt!