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Been some time since I posted last. But I've been crazy busy with work, the dog and the garden. Hope to post more often from now on :)

Here have a little Halloween ... well... thingy...

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by a scale.

I was pulling a box down from a shelf and forgot that my scale (for weighing myself) was standing on top of that box. So the scale slid off the box and hit me in the right side of my face just by my eye.

The skin broke, didn't bleed much so I went to my sister-in-law, a doctor, and had her take a look and see if I should go to the hospital. We ended up agreeing to just put some band aids on the cut, then leave it alone and I’d stay up a few extra hours to make sure I didn't have a concussion.

The area is a little puffy and turning slightly blu-ish.

Can't wait so see how it'll look when I get up tomorrow.

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Me: *sitting on the toilet. Doing my business*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *yells at phone* I'm pooping!
Phone: *rings*
Me: *louder* Still pooping!!
Phone: *rings*
Me: *at the top of my voice* STILL FUCKING POOPING!!!
Phone: *stops ringing*
Me: *realized I live in an apartment and all my neighbors just heard me yelling*
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So... I was killed in some way that involved my left butt-cheek.


Maybe something like that?
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I drove past an evangelic church and almost crashed the car.

From the road you can see into their meeting hall and someone had made a huge banner that said

YOLO!

Really?

But isn't one of the basic ideas about Christianity that you don't only live once but that you get reborn when Christ returns...

So you know... you don't only live once... unless Jesus decides to just stay at home on the couch and watch Glee.

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